SEO tips from the Hectic Capiznon Bloggers 209

In my hands is the beginner's guide to Search Engine Opitimization of the Hectic Capiznon Bloggers 2009 that the group made. It contains compilations of tips and tricks for SEO made specifically for newbies. The book was written by Chromedome himself and each member shared his or her own tips. The guide was given for newly recruited members on the day of their initiation, if they pass the test that is. So what's in this book? Let's find out..

Message from Chromedome:

Welcome. If you're reading this then it could only mean one thing. You passed all the test given to you. You successfully ate 100 live tarantulas (I don't even want to know what happened to you after that), You won in your wrestling match with five barely clothed 16-year-old women (if you're a man) or Me (if you're a woman. I apologize for the times when my hand accidentally grabbed you on places I am not going to divulge here). I couldn't even believe that you passed the final test... touching your nose with your tounge!? How did you managed that!? Well it only shows that you are the one that we are looking for. You deserve to become a member of the Hectic Capiznon Bloggers 2009. Congratulations.

You are currently holding a guide to becoming a champion, an expert on the field of blogging and Search Engine Optimization. This is the bible of Capiznon Bloggers and you are required to memorize all that is written here (just the tips. The one above you can forget), You are to practice them and use them on your daily tasks as a member of this group. The list below are just some of the Secret Files of the Hectic Capiznon Bloggers 2009 and therefore must be kept secret for all time. You are not allowed to speak of it to anyone that is not a member of our group. Let's get started:

Best Tip for a Newbie SEO:

BE PATIENT!

That's it for now. You'll get the rest of the tips and tricks soon. Practice Patience. Welcome to Hectic Capiznon Bloggers 2009.